Oh My Gob. Mercedes...Why...

"PS9" (PS9) 11/26/2016 at 08:50 • Filed to: None

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AMGTech, you have some ‘splanin to do. Just hit play. Or maybe don’t.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > PS9 11/26/2016 at 09:28

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Wow. That was impressive. Impressively lame, but still impressive.

Mercedes Streeter > PS9 11/26/2016 at 10:32

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Not even a single smart. Tsk tsk.

RotaryLover > PS9 11/26/2016 at 10:38

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My Brother told to watch out. Make sure the Customer always is right. LOL This starts well!

PS9 > Mercedes Streeter 11/26/2016 at 11:15

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No smarts were involved in creating this.

CaptDale - is secretly British > PS9 11/26/2016 at 11:48

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Eww, I got 22 seconds in and I wish I was def. This is awful. WTF were they thinking?

PS9 > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/26/2016 at 11:55

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Oooooh, but you didn’t get to the best part about 2 minutes in! Warning though; the cringe there is dangerous levels. You might turn yourself into a quantum singularity. 

Batman the Horse > PS9 11/26/2016 at 12:00

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OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CaptDale - is secretly British > PS9 11/26/2016 at 12:23

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My one goal is to now torture and disappear the people who produced this.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/26/2016 at 12:31

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My Bluetooth speakers ensured my hearing loss well within 5 seconds before I could hear this absurd garbage.

PS9 > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/26/2016 at 12:39

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Fair. They tortured all of us with it’s existence. Now it’s their turn.

PS9 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/26/2016 at 12:41

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Oh, don’t worry. They subtitled everything in case your ears ripped themselves off your skull in protest of shitty working conditions. They thought of it all!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PS9 11/26/2016 at 12:49

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CaptDale - is secretly British > PS9 11/26/2016 at 12:50

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I don’t understand the subtiles. They are clearly singing is english that is enunciated properly and then english subs? I mean if the song was in German or something, but it isn’t. This is probably one of the worst ads I have ever come across.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > PS9 11/26/2016 at 12:52

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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THIS!?

Now I have to quit and go work for *shivers* BMW.

PS9 > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/26/2016 at 12:56

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Ad? Hahaha. Oh nooo. It’s much worse than just an ad. An ad can be turned off or ignored. This is a corporate video Merc employees all had to watch at some point. They’re still making them watch it now for all we know.

PS9 > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 11/26/2016 at 12:59

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You can’t. Gone is the beemer. Audi bye bye. You have to go for the gold and the big one. Think of your CSI!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > PS9 11/26/2016 at 13:00

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Screw this I’m out. I’m joining the peace corp.

CaptDale - is secretly British > PS9 11/26/2016 at 13:04

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No! You can’t be serious.... I’d quite. I would straight up quite, because the things i would do after being forced to watch the thing entirely would be considered a war crime.

PS9 > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/26/2016 at 13:14

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Now now, CatDale. War crimes are no way for you to raise your CSI!

CaptDale - is secretly British > PS9 11/26/2016 at 13:30

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Well I think that all depends on the country. I could just rig the CSIs but say it was done freely by the people.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > PS9 11/27/2016 at 19:59

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well it all started when some folks in marketing doing some coke...

Zerofret > PS9 11/28/2016 at 21:02

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